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Moodless

Thursday, October 14, 2010 5:48 PM

1. When you suddenly talk in a nasal voice.

Onew - Surprised, so he just stares and smiles
Jonghyun - Stares for a while, and then grins all of a sudden
Kibum - Imitates you and laughs
Minho - Gets rid of his flaming charisma and just smiles at you
Taemin - Says "Hehe.. Nuna you're funny..." and laughs

2. When you ask them to entertain you because you're bored.

Onew - Says he'll go shopping with you
Jonghyun - Brings his mp3 over, listens to it with you and falls asleep while listening
Kibum - Tickles you and plays with you
Minho - Silently brings two Nintendo DS and plays with you
Taemin - Says he'll take you to a PC room or an arcade

3. When some thugs gang up on you

Onew - Pushes you away and gets beat up in your place
Jonghyun - Runs over and beats them up for you
Kibum - Calls all the sunbae he knows
Minho - Shoots his flaming charisma on them so they run away
Taemin - Calls the police

4. When he goes to the army

Onew - Tells you that you're forbidden to look at any other guys until he comes back
Jonghyun - Says "This oppa will come back much cooler"
Kibum - Chatters on and on for the last time
Minho - Says one thing. "I'll come back..."
Taemin - Says "You trust me right? I'll be back soon."

5. When he's back from the army

Onew - Suddenly comes up behind you, hugs you and says "Did you wait long?"
Jonghyun - Hugs you, tells you he missed you and also says "How am I? Isn't oppa cooler?"
Kibum - Smiles widely and says "Did you wait a long time?"
Minho - Gets rid of his flaming charisma, smiles and hugs you while saying "I missed you"
Taemin - Flies over and hugs you and says "I'm finally back!"

6. When you confess your love to him

Onew - Listens quietly and then hugs you
Jonghyun - Confesses together with you
Kibum - Thanks you and gives you a present
Minho - Takes you somewhere else and confesses his love.
Taemin - Says he's going to confess, too

7. When you're crying in front of your house

Onew - Holds you and comforts you
Jonghyun - Comforts you, and then watches you go into the house
Kibum - Takes you to his house and comforts you there
Minho - Hugs you until you stop crying
Taemin - Stays still and then cautiously talks to you

8. When you doze off on the bus

Onew - Falls asleep first and leans on you
Jonghyun - Falls asleep together with you, wakes up suddenly and puts his jacket over you
Kibum - Watches you quietly
Minho - Sits you on his lap
Taemin - Wakes you up and tells you to sleep at home

9. After your date, when you go home

Onew - Asks "Do you want me to take you home?"
Jonghyun - Says "Let's go" and nothing else and takes you home
Kibum - Says "Is your house big? Did you clean your room?" and nags you all the way until your house
Minho - Says nothing and takes you home
Taemin - Says "Nuna, I'm scared! I'll call you so go home by yourself!" and goes home by himself

10. When you say you're cold

Onew - Takes his coat off for you
Jonghyun - Buys you a windbreaker
Kibum - Takes you into a warm coffee shop and buys you coffee
Minho - Puts his coat around both of you
Taemin - Says he's cold and asks you to take off your coat for him

11. When you say you're exhausted

Onew - Asks you if you're okay and pats your back
Jonghyun - Tells you to cry if you're exhausted
Kibum - Asks what happened
Minho - Holds you
Taemin - Suddenly turns into Power Taemin and holds you tightly

12. When you're walking together

Onew - Holds your hand tightly
Jonghyun - Says "You're really pretty from the side..." and keeps staring at you
Kibum - Keeps chattering
Minho - Stares at you with his flaming charisma
Taemin - Acts cute and talks with you

13. When you say there's something in your eye

Onew - Blows on your eye
Jonghyun - Says "Stop joking" but blows on your eye anyway
Kibum - Hits the back of your head until you cry
Minho - Melts the dust with his flaming charisma
Taemin - Says "I think there's something in my eye too~" and has you blow on his eye

14. When SHINee comes over when you're coming out of school

Onew - Asks if you're hungry and buys you food
Jonghyun - Suddenly holds your hand and walks together
Kibum - Packs lunch for you and feeds you
Minho - Shoots flaming charisma while he walks over
Taemin - Holds your hand and says "did you miss oppa?"

15. When you say you want this and that

Onew - Buys for you without hesitation
Jonghyun - Says "No! I don't have money~" and buys something slightly cheaper
Kibum - Says "Save money!" but buys it the next day and leaves it front of your house
Minho - Glares at you with his flaming charisma
Taemin - Says "Oppa doesn't have money~" and begs you to buy it for him

16. When you ignore all his calls and texts for a day

Onew - Has texted you 50 times and called you 50 times
Jonghyun - Has texted you 20 times and called you 60 times and then ran over to your house
Kibum - Has texted you 3 times, called you 20 times and ran over to your house
Minho - Has texted you 20 times, called you 100 times and then consistently asks you the next day what you did the day before
Taemin - Has texted you 2 times, called you 3 times and then comes over and cries, asking why you ignored him

17. When you cry

Onew - Holds you and comforts you
Jonghyun - Suddenly becomes serious, pats your back and says, "Don't cry..."
Kibum - Says "Aigoo, my baby, don't cry"
Minho - Says scarily, "Who made you cry"
Taemin - Cries with you, saying, "Nuna, why are you crying?"

18. When you're laughing crazily because of something really funny

Onew - Shocked, says "Ba..baby..."
Jonghyun - Laughs crazily AT you
Kibum - Scolds you, saying, "A girl shouldn't laugh like that"
Minho - Says nothing and makes you feel awkward
Taemin - Laughs crazily WITH you

19. When you gift him with a sweater you've made yourself

Onew - Extremely touched, says "Wow... Baby, thanks..."
Jonghyun - Complains that it looks weird, but wears it extremely often
Kibum - Confused, says, "Huh, I never taught you stuff like this"
Minho - Only says "thanks"
Taemin - Acts cute to show his gratitude

20. When you kiss him on the cheek

Onew - Blushes brightly but kisses you
Jonghyun - Says, "You started it" and kisses you deeply
Kibum - Gets shocked and says, "Oh my god, what're you doing"
Minho - Clears his throat and makes the situation awkward
Taemin - Sprouts nosebleed

21. When you're with him at a swimming pool in a bikini and guys stare at you

Onew - Puts a towel over you silently
Jonghyun - Curses everyone out silently
Kibum - Starts scolding you, "What were you thinking?!"
Minho - Scares everyone with his flaming charisma so no one can stare.
Taemin - Says "Nuna, I don't like sexy women" and makes you go change

22. When you call suddenly really late at night

Onew - Woke up because of your call and is sleepy, but says he wasn't sleeping and stays on the phone with you
Jonghyun - Says "who told you to call this late" but sings you a sweet lullaby
Kibum - Nags you about waking up because of you, but all of a sudden you realize he's been talking more than you have
Minho - Worries about you because you aren't asleep yet
Taemin - Is very honest and tells you he's sleepy and is going to go to sleep

23. During the finals week, when you've studied at school until really late and call him to take you home

Onew - Asks you where you are, runs over as fast as he can and brings hot cocoa with him
Jonghyun - Tells you that he's too tired and it's too much work, so you're walking home alone upset, but suddenly appears and wraps his arm around you to surprise you
Kibum - Says "Since when do you study?" but also says "Don't go anywhere"
Minho - Before you call him, he calls you to ask if you want to get picked up
Taemin - Comes over in his mom's car to give you a ride

24. When you show up wearing a really short skirt

Onew - Clears his throat because he doesn't know where to keep his gaze
Jonghyun - Says "Sheesh... I don't know what to do with you.." and takes off his jacket to tie it around your front and walks closely behind you
Kibum - Hits you and says he won't hang out with you if you dress like this again
Minho - Doesn't say anything, but every time a guy stares at you glares at them with his flaming charisma
Taemin - Very honestly says, "Wow, your legs are really pretty, nuna"

25. When you're in pain in because of really high heels

Onew - Suddenly takes you to a bench, sits you down and gives you a foot massage
Jonghyun - Goes into a store, buys a pair of cheap slippers for himself and gives you his sneakers
Kibum - Nags you about it, suddenly gives you a piggy back ride, but doesn't stop nagging
Minho - Stares at you for a while with his flaming charisma, then kneels down and tells you "Get on"
Taemin - Doesn't know what to do because you're hurting

26. When you say, "Let's break up"

Onew - Says nothing except "Good bye" and then when you turn your back smiles sadly and cries
Jonghyun - Says "Let me hold you for the last time" and then lets you go, but cries his eyes out when you're gone
Kibum - Suddenly stops joking around and asks you if you're joking and says he won't let you go
Minho - Stares at you, and when you turn around takes your arm and tells you not to go
Taemin - Whines, asks why and says no like a child

27. After you've broken up

Onew - Makes sure you don't know, but visits the front of your house and stares at your window
Jonghyun - Calls you when he's drunk and cries his heart out
Kibum - Texts you things like "You really aren't going to see me?" "I miss you" "I can't let you go"
Minho - Calls anonymously and hangs up after he hears your voice
Taemin - Cries because he doesn't know what to do after the first person that he fell in love with dumped him

Grabbed it from tumbledbutterflies.

So cool. 9 Onews. 3 Minhos. 6 Kibums. 7 Jonghyuns. 2 Taemins.

Onew won.

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